QX MAGAZINE - 28/07/10

Flower in the attic

Cliff Joannou experiences Cognitive, performance artist Scottee’s latest fully-interactive gem…

It’s a Thursday afternoon and I’m waiting outside an unassuming door at the very top of the Royal Vauxhall Tavern. On the way up this hallowed venue I pass odd nick-nacks and random bits of draggage, as well as a trannied-up blow-up doll fastened to the staircase. Perfectly RVT. It’s weird to be up here, when for the last thirteen years of my gay scene clubbing life all I’ve known of the infamous RVT is its ground floor club room, a steaming cauldron of queer entertainment, a sometimes dancefloor/sometimes theatre space that plays host to more variety George Michael up the ‘Heath.
I’m here because I have the pleasure of being the first person to experience cabaret terrorist Scottee’s latest artistic onslaught. Afterwards, in Scottee’s dressing room I explain to him that in the past I’ve used that term – “cabaret terrorist” – in QX when referring to performance artists like him (and David Hoyle, Jonny Woo, et al) who take the traditional model of stage-based entertainment and transform it into something challenging and genre-busting, defiling the status quo. He muses on it, and I’m not sure if he likes it or not, but I believe it sums up succinctly for any newcomers his introspective and unapologetic performance style.

Already established as one of the queer community’s pioneering voices in alternative theatre, for years Scottee has cast a creative eye at the way humanity interacts with the world around it. His work has stared into the heart of such issues as our relationships with food and obsession with the body beautiful, to the prejudices of ageism. Today, I’m here to take a trip into childhood, to recall those days spent alone in our bedrooms. It’s a time that we tend to forget in our adulthood.
To tell you what happens once you go through that door at the top of the RVT’s backstage staircase would be to unfairly spoil Scottee’s creation, but what I can do is share with you the thinking behind his latest piece of confrontational theatre.

The first thing that changes the status quo of his previous work is the one-to-one nature of the piece. You enter alone, you are the audience. It’s just you and Scottee and the truth according to his intricate mind. Through the breaking down of the ‘fourth wall’ – i.e. the traditional division between stage and audience – you watch the performance via a mirror on the wall of Scottee’s erstwhile ‘bedroom’, before directly participating in the enfolding events.

Through the use of music and film, Scottee has me recalling those isolated moments of childhood away from prying adult eyes, alone with my thoughts. It’s a time when most of us explore our relationship to the world, trying to figure out how we fit into the grander scheme of things. Perhaps as gay kids we don’t realise just how instrumental these private moments are? For many of us, unknowingly at the time we try to identify how we fit into a world that we are instinctively instructed by our parents to be a heterosexual one, while deep inside habouring homosexual feelings. After all, a parent holds their newborn baby in their arms and dreams of that child one day becoming a doctor/teacher/lawyer (*delete as appropriate), but never as queer. (Hell, I know some parents who would have rather their children be estate agents than gay!)

But this is more than just an exploration into burgeoning sexuality. It’s a voyage into the purer thoughts of our formative years - and also the darker aspects of that time. Here Scottee asks us to step away from the comfort zones that we create for ourselves later in life. It’s naïve to assume that all childhood imaginings are innocent. As kids our bodies change so fast, our minds evolve at such a pace, and our experiences are often rarely always lovingly nurturing, that it’s easy for our grown minds to forget the sheer loneliness of being a child in an adult’s world.

Which direction your experience takes is determined by your own good or bad formative memories. How deep you delve into your psyche depends on how prepared you are to break your barriers down. Afterwards I ask Scottee how he’ll deal with the no doubt individual nature of how each person reacts to this highly personal and experimental work.
“I guess I’ll find out as I go along,” he replies. As ever, a cabaret terrorist par excellence.


Due to the one-to-one nature of ‘Cognitive’, extremely limited time slots for the performance are available on either Friday 6th or Saturday 7th August. To book, go to www.rvt.org.uk


Cliff Joannou
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My solo show 'Cognitive' opens next week. Info and images below. Handful of tickets left. Click to enlarge. X
'Scottee – most definitely pushed to the limit my definition of entertaining, but then I guess that was the idea' - Amelias Magazine

Wonderland Magazine have taken my interview down, What would a fashion magazine adorned with black and white photos of half naked size zero models have against a colorful outspoken larger lady like myself? I wonder.



Q. Hi Scottee, how are you?

Ok - infact clammy, all this humid weather isn't that great for a fatty. Just got to make sure you talc down in the morning.

Q. Been anywhere nice this Summer?

Everywhere this island has to throw at me, my show has been on tour so we've covered Brighton, Sheffield, Manchester, Cambridge, Glastonbury and Sussex, all rather glamourous!

Q. I always get tan envy this time of year, what about you?

Im not one for the sun-kissed look, Its got Abercrombie & Fitch connotations, however i did fall asleep in a field at Glastonbury and gained a healthy glow, when I went to apply my foundation I looked like a goth.

Q. Do you have a favorite outfit for Summer?

My Adult baby pink 70's floral dungarees. I got them custom made by some old man off ebay - they fit like a glove and despite the sleaziness i think they are quite fashion forward.

Q. Time Out are really supporting you at the moment - who did you sleep with?

They are - Im not sure why, maybe they've never seen my shows. At the start of the year they voted me performer of 2010 which is quite and honor!

Q. Does all the media attention make you feel a bit famous?

No - not in the slightest, I live in a council flat, I eat 'basic range' food and I make old women's cast offs into something passable - I like to keep it real.

Q. Would you describe yourself as a good role model?

Yes, I honestly believe all children should be given make up, made experiment with their persona and be allowed to make clothes out of paper, this would solve all wars, anger issues but would bring on a dependancy to alcohol, but you cant have everything!

Q. If you could be the face of one product/brand what would it be?

1647 - Dawn French's clothing range - They still sell clobber but their heyday was the 80's. Think pashminas sewn onto smocks.

Q. This has been a big year for you, what is next for Scottee?

Amazing - I set up for performance company and we've been touring and getting a really good response. My work has seen me develop shows in bedrooms, hall ways and on beds and I can honestly say - Ive very happy. Next up I have Eat Your Heart Out Edinburgh - but before I leave I'm debuting a solo dance piece in a upstairs bedroom of a pub 'Cognitive' is about my imagination and how I used to pretend Louise Nurding was my girlfriend.

Q. Wow! Will this be your first time at the Edinburgh Festival?

No - this will be my 5th year - but this is my first year as Artistic Director and producer so alot is riding on it - but response has been amazing and people have really got onboard the manifest of 'No Burlesque'

Q. Why Eat Your Heart Out? Isn't that a bit gothic?

Not really the name has a double meaning - the work is comparable if not better than alot of the live art, performance, cabaret which is rolled our so 'Michael Ball - Eat your heart out' plus the acts you see onstage are likely to do just that - eat their own hearts out for your pleasure.

Q. The audience got complimentary cake at your show last year - will there any here?

There is a star prize for the best audience member each night, we want to show how important the audience is and we feel they need to be rewarded.

Q. When are we having that cake date you promised me?

Only if you do something with your hair.

2 - 4 - 1 OFFER - tickets on the 9th & 10th are 2 - 4 - 1. Book via link below.

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