My Roundhouse History

Anyone who is attuned to writing funding applications will be aware of the word ‘legacy’ and it’s importance when clinching the deal, but what does it really mean?

Without sounding like Tulisa growing up ‘council’ in Kentish Town had its set backs but has proved to be novel in later life. As Labor’s optimism kicked in for working class young people in the year 2000 I found myself expelled from school with no qualifications and I had well and truly fallen from the system. After a brief two week workshop at Camden Peoples Theatre during the summer I realized the people ‘in theatre’ were not going to call me a batty boy or require a BTech or NVQ to perform with / for them.

During the same summer I also signed up for a theatre workshop with Roundhouse, at this time the building was a damp round thing with two spaces – one for Paul Weller and the other for fringe or community productions. After our fortnight of discovering ourselves in the Undercroft (the smaller space), wearing FCUK t-shirts (the sponsor at that time), we presented a piece about love, I remember it being a promenade piece, the floor being covered in photocopies of hands and bravely outing myself to an audience – this sounds pretty corny but it was giant leaps for a boy who at the time had a girlfriend with no idea what he wanted to be. I become more confident in myself and over time, my girlfriend became my girl friend (finger clicks), as I came out of my shell I signed up for more of the youth programs at Roundhouse, with this my confidence grew and I was, I like to think, head hunted by Elizabeth Lynch (Director of Studios at the time) to help set up and chair the Roundhouse Youth Board. Roundhouse were making moves to redevelop their spaces and extend the building – Elizabeth wanted the young people to help shape the destiny of the Undercroft. Over the next 9 months scaffolding was erected and we met in cold portacabins to propose ideas for the redevelopment. Unlike other youth consultations we seemed to be listened to – I remember meeting a group of architects who had to propose their ideas to a table of 14yr olds - Dragons Den meets Bugsy Malone. The space needed a major redevelopment during which time I grew up and I never got the use the finished product.

In the autumn of 2011 I was invited to have a look around the Undercroft, I nervously walked through the ideas we had conceived around a table in a car park in Chalk Farm - writing this I suddenly feel quite emotional about that, I guess feeling like adults are listening and your ideas are important at that time was… important. The Roundhouse continues to offer free space for young people to develop skills and encourage a career in the arts, walking through that day has left me with a feeling of accomplishment from my troubled youth.

This year as part of the CircusFest I have been commissioned to create a new show for Roundhouse. Camp is an exploration into my fetish of naff British culture (1960 – 1990) – from Jim’ll Fix It to Sunday Night at the Palladium – Campness or Campery (the act and art of being camp) seems to be present and encouraged. I have invited some of the young artists from Marisa Carnesky’s youth program at Roundhouse to perform alongside artists like Ursula Martinez, Jonny Woo and Bryony Kimmings - I think they call this full circle.  

So when I next scrawl ‘LEGACY’ on a funding application I think I’ll feel confident enough to articulate its meaning. 

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The Entertainer

I’ve been toying with the idea of opening a tumblr page (what tribulations a modern woman must go through?), for those of you with meaningful lives tumblr is a blog of images or videos you like, a scrap book that shows the world your brain porn. Oringally I wanted to set one up to display my references to the world, my most FAQ in any interview is ‘Who are your inspirations?’ – this often leads a journalist dropping names that sound uncomfortable in their mouths like Leigh Bowery, Franko B, Divine, John Walters etc (like a straight girl in an Essex club toilet ‘My friends gay – Paul, do you know him?’) but stop press its none of the above, I have great respect for the afore mentioned and of course I think they have all informed me and only encouraged my behavior (not to mention the amazing support from Leigh’s closest) but I arrived at these people post making the decision I wanted to be a showoff, so I guess they were not my initial inspiration, the idea of setting up a tumblr would set the record straight and maybe inspire other ‘youfs dems’ into thinking outside of Yoko Ono’s box.

My references (by which I mean things from a young age had me watching UKGold with my corrective eye patch) are as bipolar as its owner: Hattie Jacques, Dawn French, Dick Emery, Vic & Bob, Tommy Cooper, Les Dawson, Chris Morris, Lily Savage, Beryl Reid, Frankie Howerd, Kenneth Williams, Fenella Fielding, Pauline Quirke, Victoria Wood, Julie Walters, Black Lace, Michael Barrymore, Gail Tuesday, Mrs Mills, Mollie Sugden, Kathy Burke, John Inman, Bruce Forsyth, the Roly Polys – more? I hastily started a tumblr, adding gorge images and some choice YouTube clips and began to think about what they all meant. I noticed the common themes from these performers were: working class backgrounds (bonus points for forced upper class accents), a history in variety or live performance, characertures of themselves in both performance and attire, not to mention a strong look but most importantly none of them are artists. For someone who is plugged as a ‘performance artist’ I don’t really like art. I dropped using the artist bit about four years ago, worried I’d be done under the trade descriptions act and when I realized it felt very contrived and/or had no attachment to the others that bleed/do poetry/sit in a dark room naked.

I’m currently researching my references on what posh people call sabbatical and thought it would encourage some new ideas to some forthcoming projects  – I want to understand the history of my ilk of performance and in doing so I think my future looks to be pointing in a different direction. I think, and this is up for discussion, I am not an artist but an entertainer. Since this thought and researching into greater detail the people behind the outfits it’s been interesting to see a common thread in their off stage lives with a similarity to my own. It is well documented that these folk are shy, quite or socially excluded, this backstage awkwardness is often medicated with booze and/or drugs, this also helps with ‘post-show come down’ – after a performance feeling you should of tried harder or your not good enough, this is usually the effects from adrenalin which can be diffused with the booze and drugs – Catch 22. The artist is a different breed, the artist doesn’t medicate with booze but indulges in it to make art (see the marvelous Bryony Kimmings – 7 Day Drunk), the entertainer uses it like a heroin addict would use methadone, a suppressant until the next hit of show. I also see a parallel in their upbringing - often from a background with no artistic history, single parent families, lower class and/or from a history of addiction and depression and a 'truma' (Dawn French father suicide, Emery's parents addictions etc) that changed their life or how they viewed it – it seems this makes the perfect recipe for someone who dedicates their life to making others smile. As most performers would like to be considered ITV fodder I shouldn’t be admitting to the following but I identify with a lot of these traits/defaults, I find it incredibly uncomfortable seeing people after a show or walking though an audience out of character / drag / persona, I often slip away without saying goodbye - I find it awkward esp when they throw in words like 'faboulous' - because that's all I want to be?! I’ve also managed to leave a £400 a week cocaine habit well and truly in the past (4 years now). I shudder at the thought of drinking during and after a show now, a recent development, which I’m pleased about but understand how it helped. Reading biographies about Dick Emery, Tommy Cooper and Les Dawson has been the first time I’ve thought ‘Oh I do that’ – I don’t get that from any artist’s material. Now before you start reading this lengthy blog thinking I am comparing myself to the greats I am not, I simply relating to how I identify with their practice – the entertainer’s craft, skill and ability is undocumented and I’m interested in this territory.

Gavin Butt once interviewed me for a forthcoming book / something academic about my practice and a question he asked me still sticks with me ‘Is comedy or being entertaining important to you Scottee?’ – still flogging myself as and artist at the time and desperate to make someone academic tell me I was on the right track I replied ‘…oh no’ as if to be funny or entertaining was to not have any gravitas. I’d like retract my statement and proudly declare it does, to entertain others is the overall narrative but hopefully I’ll throw a 21st century spin on it.

All that from a tumblr? Who knew!?
What makes an artist? I don’t know, I think I am an entertainer. Discuss. ________________________________________________________________________________________________ 

I’ve got an itch it’s a Scratch.

For sometime now this word has seeped into the plethora of wanky words solely used by live artists who didn’t really understand what it meant until they applied for one.

I believe the word originates from Battersea Arts Centre (I’m sure a performance artist will email me highlighting the fact I’m wrong, again as it was actually developed by an underground American actionist reenactment group - niche), they describe their scratch program as ‘new theatrical ideas developed by artists and shaped by audience feedback’ – in short scratching is a group of unpaying punters in a room with feedback forms looking disappointed at someone covered in eggs / paint. Here is my beef - the act of scratching is basically a cleverly rebranded ‘work in progress’ by arts venues with abit of space to whore out, a way of showing an audience of about 30 people (usually other artists with their own agenda and feelings towards your work), an unfinished, unformulated and underdeveloped idea which future is decided by said feedback forms.

Now unlike most Scottee beef with the world of performance I have done it and have the insider knowledge. I previously scratched and found it a hard task, which ultimately wasn’t rewarding and became increasingly frustrating but the ‘scratch night’ is growing ever popular around the UK art scene and I’m not willing to go down without my say. Do we really want our work practice to entail asking other people if our ideas are good enough before we really work and commit to them? I feel scratching is abit half arsed – ‘here’s an idea, its just an idea, can you tell me if its good enough before I put some effort into it’ – Could you imagine if Adele released a scratch album or Hurst invited you to a scratch gallery show? What happened to the art of risk taking in performance? God knows how many artist websites contain the phrase ‘risk taking’. Most scratch programs are unfunded too, this means the artist is just given space for the entitlement of the scratch and any box office sales are kept by the venue or split 50% / 50% (the likely hood of getting this back is small), well above industry standard – fair trade dear? It's also worth noting spaces apply for Arts Council funding to run these programs and still take their share.

Now I’m not saying work in progress isn’t progressive and that everyone need burn their scratch proposals but formats like papering (comps to industry folk during a run), previewing and ‘Pay What You Can’ nights are more effective and in my world fair.

I think this blog has come from the launch of BAC’s ‘#DigitalScratching’ – a live, online platform – because what we really need is another way to scratch / hash tag.

Since when was theatre/performance/stuff sitting in a room with broken windows, one light, 3 chairs and broken toilets an enjoyable experience for artist to make work in or audience to view it?

I think its time we put our necks on the line, stood by our ideas and rehearsed them in nice heated rooms with tea for a length of time. Learn your craft treading the boards and feeling the crowd, ask yourself if it was a good show and what could be improved. Lets make work for real people not other artists. If an audience of paying punters doesn’t like your ideas then at least we can all say we have tried, failed and learnt rather than attempted, pretending and procrastinating (with forms). 
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As it's Janurary I've updated my website, the world can now rest knowing they have up to date information on my every move.

I've also just spent £80 on the server or something so if you want to feel you are getting the most of your hard earned ticket price..


Pay a Visit

While your at it, click the MAC logo.
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As you know I'm well cabaret blud and I'm nominated for the Time Out Audience Award, this sounds grand but the nominees is everyone in this town with an eyelash.

Please feel free to vote for me as your favourite act of 2011 or in the 'Someone Else?' box type Diane Abbot just for a laugh.


Vote here

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Burger Queen 2012

All artists in this country are currently sponsored by the Cultural Olympiad and Mum's up and down the country are making moves to 'Martine's Dance Work Out' while scoffing on her TLC so  I'm celebrating being a fatso with a Burger, Queen.

Welcome back for a super sized second helping of the infamous beauty pageant Burger Queen! Every Thursday in March, I will be whittling down a wide range of fantastic fatties in my unique game show for fat people.

Over the course of the contest I will also be putting himself through the murky world of celebrity fitness DVD's and endorsed diets. Other highlights include guest performances from Myra Dubois, Timberlina, Russella & Tenor Ladies, Sami Knight is on the decks playing big gastric band tunes, the amazing 'What's Jude eating this week?' is back, new edition: 'Pie Chart Rundown' that's not to be missed and ofcourse 'the show's not over till the Miss Annabel Sings'


Burger Queen site
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Something for nothing.

I made this because I'm reading Real Men Don't Eat Quiche 'a quiche-eater is a man who is a dilettante, a trend-chaser, an over-anxious conformist to fashionable forms of 'lifestyle', and socially correct behaviours and opinions' - if the slipper fits?) and I also found out the man from Food & Wine is dead. In Year 6 he came to my school and made me invent an advertising campaign that promoted healthy foods to young people (or kids as we were known in the 90's). This was my first television appearance, it made me aware my voice was higher than the other boys in my class and also made me realise I used my hands to talk - I was... camp. Alas it did nothing to my relationship with carrots.

My Mum 'videod' it but we can't find it, yet.

In an ideal world you will click the image, make it big, print it out and put it on your wall but as its the modern world sending me a screen grab of your desktop, wallpaper or iphone screen is just as good.
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As promised Burger Queen is back and this year its bigger than ever. Before we let you in on all the juicy gossip, line up, show offs and how you get your hands on tickets we've made a video call out for contestants, exclusively for Time Out Cabaret here - so ditch the diet and enter - come on fatsos its 2012!
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Since first appearing in i-D when I was 19 years old backstage at The Cock Live wearing a Misfits tee, black hot pants and white stilettos I knew we were going to get along. Last year I was also asked to sit for Nick Knight as part of his 200 portraits shoot for their Birthday Issue.

To kick start 2012 i-D online have hailed both EYHO and myself as a must see in 2012..

'Scottee is worth keeping tabs on as he develops his conception of “light art”, fusing pop-trash with critical engagement in post-post-modern austerity' -  Check the full article here 
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The BBC and Channel 4 have websites that are dedicated to getting you involved in their documentaries about people who love their hairdryers and live on 3p a week completing tasks in a house before they get voted off and win nothing while dancing on ice - in the same vain this is what this blog is about, with the hairdryer bit.

In 2012 I am working on some exciting projects that involve you, the punter,  so get involved:


Jim Didn't
As part of my project 'Camp' at the Roundhouse, I'm looking to hear from anyone who sent 'Jim'll Fix It' a letter and never got a response or never had it fixed - Are you still waiting for that letter to drop on the matt? Does this throw up feelings of rejection? Would you like it fixed? - info@scottee.co.uk

Burger Queen
The call for contestants and new website will be live on 12.01.12 but if you are feeling keen and fancy entering now then get in touch - fatso@burgerqueen.info

I am also looking for anyone who runs experimental exercise classes or has a unique weight loss business - fatso@burgerqueen.info

We are looking for prizes for our contestants - If you want your brand / shop / business to be associated with loving every size and embracing uniqueness then we are open armed! info@scottee.co.uk 

Internships
I am looking for an intern who would like to gain experience in producing variety / performance in March and / or April - info@scottee.co.uk

Real People
I am asking real people (aka ones that are not live artists with a knack of embellishing tales) to tell me a real life story - I don't mean 'My Sister is an Alien' more 'My Grandad invented the...' or 'Six years ago I was a...' - This is for an aural history project I will be producing in the summer. All stories welcome! - info@scottee.co.uk

Cher and Share alike
I'm bumping up my facebook and twitter numbers - If you think I'm good or like my gossip share these links with people you think should see me -
http://facebook.com/scotteeisfat
http://twitter.com/scotteescottee

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2011

Last year I blogged my highlights of 2010 and it seemed to put me on the right track for what was to become an epic 2011. I had wanted to leave 2011 more established as a performer whilst getting my teeth into bigger projects as well as honing my craft and exploring the world of light entertainment. It was also the year I wanted to experiment with becoming a director, this is what happened..

I kicked started the year as a Duckie Artist In Residence and presented new work to their Saturday night crowd, from this Milkshake and Silent Film were born but most importantly the Lisa Stansfield Experience - my first short with Judy Jacob in which I went to Lisa's home, studio and local pub in Rochdale as I tried to find my baby

  

In February EYHO were awarded our first Grant for the Arts award. 'Enforced' ran until June at Stratford Circus that saw blind date style collaborations set up with regional solo artists to create new work, the experiments were a success and EYHO are currently planning a second series.

Feb was also fab as it saw my first cover - Hello Time Out London..

In March I was invited to perform at the ICA as part of the Leigh Bowery memorial night alongside Mark Feehily, Ryan Styles and Sue Tilley. This followed champagne and nibbles with Lamé and Jarvis Cocker at the top of the BT Tower so March was a lovely month for it.

I also filmed a pilot with NYC's Murray Hill for Channel 4, I think old showbiz people would say it was 'in the pipeline'

As spring awoke I began my first directing gig with fellow chub performer Amy Lamé at Battersea Arts Centre.  We spent the next 8 months rolling around the floor, splashing paint around, inventing ways of making coffee without a coffee maker (or sometimes even coffee), browsing in provincial Evans stores and eating anything that had Ameretto in it - all in the name of her new solo show Unhappy Birthday (see the 2012 bit below on that!)

June saw the launch of my newest project Burger Queen - a beauty pageant, game show, cookery show for fatsos. 16 fatties flabbed it out for the title which went to the gorge Nina Neon. A huge success that I couldn't have done without my chub gang Sami, Amy, Annabel and Flick. June also brought with her my second cover - The Independent!

Festival season kicked in and I checked in at Glastonbury, Lovebox & Latitude - shortly followed by a week of development at the Contact for Unhappy Birthday and launch of the EYHO podcast TVs:AM - what a summer!



July I started working on a Christmas project, this felt wrong. I also performed at Paloma Faiths birthday and made friends with Terry Tibbs, as you do.

August saw the annual retreat to the other side of the country for the Fringe festival and EYHO's 2nd variety run - they loved us. Again. Once on safe soil and back into the routine of not drinking at noon in Scotland I got my teeth into DIY:8 - a Live Art Development Agency initiative developed in collaboration with Artsadmin (national), Fierce (West Midlands), Live at LICA/Nuffield Theatre (North West), PLATFORM (national), Text Festival (North West), Whitstable Biennale (South East), and Yorkshire Sculpture Park (Yorkshire) - what a mouthful - find out what I did here

October left me abandoned for a week in a old house near the Essex coast as an experiment to see if artists could make comedic work - I blogged alot that week and it wasn't very funny stuff - here is Day 1 - am I funnier now? Have I ever been funny? I also presented my first academic paper to a bunch of academic folk at Performance Matters. I Am Legend.

November and EYHO get their second Grant for the Arts Award to present a new piece at the Riverside Studios titled 'Violence' - this should be fresh in your memory so I won't bore you but here is a lovely video we made for it




December - The is a special month and the month I am writing this in. It has invited me to become a Duckie Associate Artist and begin to perform Copyright Christmas in the main house of the Barbican - you can see older blogs for info and documentation of me having a ball being Judi Dench and being all theatre and stuff.

Inshort I have massively enjoyed this year and what you see is only what I can remember - thank you for watching, bearing with me and laughing at my outfits. 2012 has already shaped itself up to look like the next stage / step / slap in the face - here is a few bits to wet you appetite:


March 2012 - Burger Queen returns to The RVT every Thursday
April 2012 - My first commision with the Roundhouse and a limited run of 4 nights only titled 'Camp'
May 2012 - Unhappy Birthday starring Lamé at CPT

..and if that wasnt enough 2012 will also see my first major solo show at the Soho Theatre, my first tour of America and my first directing job on a full length film. 


I love you.
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Copyright Christmas - Carol
Images by Hugo Glendinnin




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The new year is always a depressing time, you are supposed to have the answers for the next 12 months, a new plan and a new way of living. It's also the time when respectable humans from the television think it acceptable to invent a new form of exercising that feeds working class women up and down the country.

Before I blog my round up of 2011 (you can find my round up of 2010 here).
I have a few questions to ask myself about 2012, it has big question marks over it.  

What would you like to see me to do / go / be?
Comment above. 
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Violence was a real hoot (lovely review here) and my feet have barely hit the floor and it is onwards to a project I've been waiting all year to arrive - ©opyright Christmas!


©opyright is my first full length production with performance poofters Duckie (who we have such outings like Lullaby, C'est and Shame to thank for). The show will also be my first public appearance as a Duckie Associate Artist - and that is an achievement I'm really proud of!

When I first sneaked Boyz magazine into my teenage bedroom and saw these weirdos all rolling around the floor in nice clothes, I was amused they all looked that gay versions of bands my Dad liked, I knew somehow I needed to be apart of their gang. I think Simon Strange, Lamé and the Wives are completely unaware I based my early career on trying to impress them and getting their attention - it worked.

I don't want to give too much away about the show but you should be aware of Duckie's reputation and know not to expect to sit in rows and clap nicely at the end. What I can tell you is if you have ever caught yourself in Ikea, contemplating bulk buying the Norské Shît toilet roll holder then this show is for you, it is also safe for 11 yrs + so bring children, even if they don't belong to you.

If you, like most of my friends haven't noticed the fact I appear in the advert for the show then here it is! I'm the one that looks like Martine McCutcheon, pre-Tummy-Loving-Care bollox.

 ©opyright Christmas runs from 10th - 31st December in the main house of the Barbican. 
Shows are 4pm, 7.30pm & 9.30pm.

The show also is accompanied by a Christmas Market that is flogging unique stuff to get your 'rents or boyfriend (if you are wealthy enough to own one). James will be flogging his own gear here as well as my merch on the 11th, 16th, 17th and 22nd December. 

Book tickets / ruin your Christmas spirit
Go on, its Christmas!

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Violence by Darrell Berry
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